Explanations............ (Good Jokes)‏‏

1. Losing all your friends

Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.

He shoots his friend and kills him. Wife says 'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.'

2. Brother wanted

A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,'send me a brother'....
Santa wrote back, 'SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'....

3. Meaning of WIFE

Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime'!'
Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!'

4. Importance of a period

Teacher: 'Do you know the importance of a period?'
Kid: 'Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.'

5. Confident vs. confidential

A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference between confident and confidential?' Dad says, 'You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential! '

6. Anger management?

Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?'
Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'
Husband: 'How does that help?'
Wife: 'I use your toothbrush .'

你有看到和我看到的一样吗？？

今天我看到一只老鼠搬家。。
那么你有知道它的嘴有什么吗？？
有小老鼠啦！！！

然后它看到我就吓倒跑掉了。。

它就放着它的孩子在地上。。

看到吗？？

就把它放在它的妈妈能看到的地方。。
不久后它的妈妈看到它了就跟他带回去。。。^^

高兴还是什么呢?

高兴的是我的motor's license到期了，也就是说不用放P在我的摩多那边了
但是明天我的区的电源要停到9am-5pm。。。。
haiz...

还有一件事要做工：（
没有做工没有$$了
没$$就很头痛了
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